Susan Boyle is not Flawless!

Over recent weeks Simon Cowell must have been rubbing his hands with glee over the attention that the media has afforded his show 'Britain's Got Talent'.

The main talking point, and focal point of the media hype, has been of course a certain Susan Boyle.

If you are not aware of either the show, or of Susan herself (where have you been?) she is a middle aged Virgin, who proclaims to have "never been kissed".

She wowed the judges with her unexpectedly good singing voice, and has shot to stardom with celebrities such as Demi Moore paying her praise.

However, throughout the process I have always felt that the real talent of the competition so far has been dance troupe 'Flawless' from North London. Their act is perfectly coreographed and performed. You could say they live up to their name!

Furthermore, it also became apparent on Monday night that Susan Boyle does not have a world class voice, she has a good one yes, however people have hyped her up far too much and she is struggling to deliver.

She blamed some early bum notes on Monday night on a cold, which is ironic as it would appear the pubic too are now going cold on her and her moment of fame is abrubtly coming to an end.

Which is why my tip to win the Final this weekedn is Flawless. If this is the case, remember you heard it here first!

Well, it could be worse...

After taking several days to calm down and reflect on the implications of my team Newcastle United being relegated to the second tier of English football, I have reached one conclusion.

And it's actually a positive one!

It is this: Things COULD be worse...

...at least we still wont have to play hosts to the thugs of Leeds and Millwall next year!